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On November 17, 2010, scurvy dog First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
On September 29, 2010, one-eyed Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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From: Captn Crunch! |
On September 21, 2010, one-legged Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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From: booze |
On September 18, 2010, scurvy dog Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
On September 16, 2010, scurvy knave Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
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From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. |
