On September 19, 2007, the dreaded Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
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On September 19, 2007, captain Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
From: A BARRRRRRR · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, one-eyed Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
From: Nerdy students of biology · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2007, the dreaded olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
On September 18, 2007, the sea-bitten sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
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On September 18, 2007, the grog-addicted little timmy tucker said:
What's a pirate's favorite phone network?
TelstrARRRRRR!
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On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:
What scurvy dog alleges Lee Harvey Oswald only shot one bullet?
ARRlen Specter!
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On September 17, 2007, the most piratical Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy knave Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy dog Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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On September 17, 2007, salty ol' Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On September 17, 2007, land-lubber Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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On September 17, 2007, captain Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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