On September 16, 2007, the most piratical The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
AAAAAAAAARRRRJ
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On September 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Marc Whitcombe said:
What's a pirate's favourite film?
Resevoir Grogs
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On September 15, 2007, the scurvy Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
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On September 15, 2007, the grog-addicted Marc Whitcombe said:
A pirate captain goes up to his first mate after a raid on a coastal village;
"A good haul I hope" says the captain.
"I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
"What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
"All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
"Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
"All we got was a wooden alter," replied the first mate.
"What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
"One donkey" replied the first mate.
"One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
"Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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(Wait for it)
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"It was the only bray in the pillage."
"A good haul I hope" says the captain.
"I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
"What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
"All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
"Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
"All we got was a wooden alter," replied the first mate.
"What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
"One donkey" replied the first mate.
"One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
"Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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(Wait for it)
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"It was the only bray in the pillage."
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On September 13, 2007, land-lubber GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
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On September 12, 2007, the sea-bitten Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
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On September 12, 2007, the scurvy John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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On September 10, 2007, the most piratical Fracas said:
What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
A Superstarrrrrrr!
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On September 8, 2007, salty ol' evan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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On September 7, 2007, one-eyed George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
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On September 6, 2007, salty ol' Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
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On August 24, 2007, scurvy dog Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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On August 24, 2007, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
On August 21, 2007, the most piratical drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
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On August 19, 2007, seven-sea sailin' jesse n mike said:
What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
Hey boy, only PG... nothing ARRRRRRRRRrrrr!
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