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On July 4, 2006, one-eyed jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 3, 2006, seven sea sailin' Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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From: South Florida
On June 29, 2006, salty ol' John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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From: Watervliet, NY
On June 28, 2006, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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On June 27, 2006, the dreaded Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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