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On July 12, 2006, the dreaded Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
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On July 12, 2006, barnacle bitten Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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From: England, UK
On July 9, 2006, the grog-addicted Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On July 8, 2006, the dreaded John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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