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On September 20, 2006, the sea-bitten Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
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From: i made it up, lad.
On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Captain Greedle said:
What cell phone service did the pirate use?
He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!
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From: From me head!
On September 20, 2006, the most piratical Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
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From: Me, you scurvy lubbers!
On September 20, 2006, scurvy dog Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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From: Shoreline, WA
On September 19, 2006, scurvy knave James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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