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On August 17, 2007, the dreaded cocktails on wednesday said:
What sound does a constipated pirate make?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!
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From: cow
On August 17, 2007, one-eyed cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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From: cow
On August 15, 2007, scurvy knave rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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From: me own brain
On August 14, 2007, barnacle bitten Katherine Edwards said:
What is a pirate's favourite musical instrument?
A HAAARRRRRP!
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From: My head
On August 14, 2007, the grog-addicted Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
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