Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On September 18, 2007, one-legged olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On September 18, 2007, captain little timmy tucker said:
What's a pirate's favorite phone network?
TelstrARRRRRR!
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On September 17, 2007, the grog-addicted Charles said:
What scurvy dog alleges Lee Harvey Oswald only shot one bullet?
ARRlen Specter!
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On September 17, 2007, the grog-addicted Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On September 17, 2007, regular scallywag Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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