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On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:
What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
MARRdi Gras!
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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On September 17, 2007, the grog-addicted Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On September 17, 2007, seven sea sailin' Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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