- These be jokes 991 - 995 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
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On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
They buy an ARRRdvark!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he really likes a song?
ARRRGH that was off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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