
- These be jokes 956 - 960 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
          What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
                    
                        LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
                      
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
          How did the pirate stop smoking?
                    
                        He used the patch!
                      
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
          What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
                    
                        AARRRRGGHentina!
                      
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
          What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
                    
                        His booty!
                      
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
          How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
                    
                        An arm and a leg!
                      
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