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On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.
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On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
Shiver me timberlands!
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