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On March 11, 2006, captain pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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On March 9, 2006, the most piratical Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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From: Philadelphia, PA
On March 8, 2006, scurvy knave Robert Paul McMahon said:
How many pirates with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Want to steal loot.
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From: cause ADD is a mental disease that makes you have a short attention span
On February 28, 2006, seven sea sailin' Brennan Dewey said:
What does a pirate use to read his future?
Parrot Cards!
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On February 28, 2006, the dreaded Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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