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On March 15, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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From: WonTon's mom
On March 13, 2006, regular scallywag Cap'n Ball said:
Why couldn't the pirate eat any more pizza?
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On March 12, 2006, the scurvy Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
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On March 12, 2006, salty ol' damo said:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Illsick.
Illsick who?
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On March 11, 2006, one-eyed Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
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