- These be jokes 706 - 710 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On April 9, 2006, the most piratical Jeremy McCormick said:
Where do pirates put their stuff at the gym?
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From: myself |
On April 5, 2006, seven sea sailin' Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
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From: My own demented mind after reading the other Arrrr jokes |
On March 26, 2006, scurvy knave The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
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From: Jason and Katy pirate original |
On March 15, 2006, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas (Danise in Florida) said:
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
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From: www.oxfordrealty.com |
On March 15, 2006, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
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From: www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=mmmmiKo |
