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On November 10, 2012, scurvy dog Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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On October 2, 2012, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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On September 19, 2012, captain MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On September 19, 2012, the sea-bitten MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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On September 18, 2012, the most piratical The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.)