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On December 23, 2009, the most piratical Spencer Prentice said:
A pirate is standing in the paper goods aisle of his local grocery store. He's been standing there looking for 30 minutes when the manager comes up and asks, "You have been here for quite awhile sir. Can I help you find something?"
On November 30, 2009, land-lubber jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Yarrrrdwork!
On November 22, 2009, the scurvy Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
On November 22, 2009, the grog-addicted Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
On November 22, 2009, the most piratical Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ His arrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!
On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
On November 18, 2009, seven-sea sailin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The Hook! Right into the water.
On November 8, 2009, barnacle-bitten Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
On November 7, 2009, scurvy knave lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Color guARRRRdd!!
On November 1, 2009, scurvy dog hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
On October 11, 2009, barnacle-bitten Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
On October 10, 2009, scurvy dog Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Because they're C students!
On October 5, 2009, the dreaded Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He didn't want to walk... the plank.
On October 5, 2009, land-lubber Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ 'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
