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On April 22, 2012, regular scallywag Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
On March 30, 2012, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
On January 25, 2012, the grog-addicted The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
On November 17, 2011, the most piratical Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
On November 3, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
On October 28, 2011, scurvy knave Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
On September 22, 2011, the grog-addicted Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
On September 19, 2011, the most piratical Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
On September 19, 2011, barnacle-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
On September 19, 2011, scurvy dog Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
On September 18, 2011, land-lubber Ian Miller said:
What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
Pieces of Aftarrrrrrrrr Eight!
On September 10, 2011, the scurvy Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
On September 2, 2011, regular scallywag Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
