On August 19, 2011, scurvy dog SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
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On August 19, 2011, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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On July 17, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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On July 13, 2011, barnacle-bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On June 18, 2011, captain blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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On June 10, 2011, the most piratical Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
On June 2, 2011, scurvy dog timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On April 28, 2011, captain Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On April 28, 2011, one-legged Black Bearded Betty said:
What is a pirate's choice of sweater?
A CARRRH-digan!
On April 26, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' sherry houle said:
What did the pirate say about his own joke?
ARRRrrre jokes ARRRre betterrrrr!!!
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On April 10, 2011, regular scallywag Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On April 9, 2011, one-legged zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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On March 12, 2011, the most piratical Austin's rockin' Realtor® said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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On March 5, 2011, seven-sea sailin' blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
On February 15, 2011, captain mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
From: My own head · Link hearrrre!