Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, 2014!!!
Arrrgh! Can ye heartily believe it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, matey? Aye, it be true... it says so right here on the calendARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
IF ye be needin' inspiration, follow @piratejokes on Twittarrrr for jokes every hour this fine Talk Like A Pirate Day! May yer humor today be piratical, and yer scurvy be in remission. Yo ho, me hearties!
Shouts from the crew (12)
Denton Jim — September 19, 2014
I hear 9 out of 10 pirates prefer V-Arrrr-izon fer phone service. I still use me cannons fer long distance.
Ollie — September 19, 2014
Aye, matey, I need some new pirate jokes,
BlueStaaaaaar — September 20, 2014
Aaaaar'm in love with Captain Barbossa
Jeff — September 26, 2014
A week ago today was "Talk Like A Pirate Day". I spent the entire day going "Avast", and "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!". That's so cool!!! I can't wait for "Talk Like a Pirate Day" 2015. But then again, for me every day is "Talk Like a Pirate Day". YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
captain gede448 — October 16, 2014
Arrrgh! i love this page!!!
YE — October 29, 2014
YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYYE
Bob Kapuka — January 1, 2015
I was wanderin, so long as my best fiend's wurst yoke vas so funny to yall, that it really did made me depressed. At any rate, the price of gasoline per ounce (liter? dos anyone schpechen metric?) is less than tap beer in Las Vegas. [24oz. draft = $4.00 or ~ 6 cents/oz .... Gasoline is @ $2.3/gal. = 3.5 cents/oz. Shameful. Our pirating economy will never survive this wretched subsidsation. I QUIT NOW!
RDSmithVP
Jeff — January 5, 2015
ARRRRR!!! The pirate's life is a life for me!! At least in me fantasies. ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pirate John — March 22, 2015
Yarr! I am new to this ship... My crew and yer's shall be allies! We will bring ye booty of jokes! YARRRRRR!
Peg leg Brett — February 5, 2016
lost me left leg have ye sea-net
xXmlgBirdXx — April 12, 2016
Why did the pirate love cake.
Because of Vannilaaar
Michael — September 3, 2016
fun fact:
in 1982
mario was a shoe
fun fact!