Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2012
Avast! On this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day, the crew at PirateJokes.net be happy t' say that we've passed our 1,000th pirate joke!
It comes from Richie, who asks:
Q: In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
A: Their ships are always on the "C"s!
Blast me barnacles! Our salty thanks to Richie an' all the pirates out there contributin' their jokes o'er the years. I mean, yearrrrrrrs.
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, be sure to leave something piratical in the comments - fair winds to ye mates, yarrrr!!!
Shouts from the crew (14)
Jay Salazar — September 18, 2012
How does a pirate speak? With a sandy voice, matey.
Lily — September 19, 2012
My school is having a talk like a pirate day on the 21st
Arizona Pyrate Wench — September 19, 2012
(warning - a bit naughty)
Why did the Wench want to please the Pyrate in the hot tub?
So she could "blow" him out of the water...
Sea Nelson — September 19, 2012
What be a pirate's favorite letter?
One would think the arrr, but nay, it'd be the
Ceee.
Carla — September 19, 2012
How does a pirate hit someone?
With his right hook!
Josh — October 3, 2012
What did the pirate say to the storm.
Blow me!!!!!
Josh — October 3, 2012
What did the pirate say to the storm.
Blow me away
Martin King — November 28, 2012
Where do pirates go to have fun?
The ARRRcade!!!
captin decker — April 5, 2013
Why are pirate's called pirates.. Cuz they arrrr
Griffin — June 10, 2013
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bar tender says why you have a steering wheel in your pants The pirate says I don't know why but its driving me nuts
Pirate Julius — June 12, 2013
Whats the favorite wind from pirates?
A fARRRRRt
Captain malcolm — July 29, 2013
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the Captain was standing on the deck!
Knock knock
Who be there?
Interrupting pirate
Inter- AAARRRGGHH
What is a pirates favourite film?
Booty and the beast
Cheers for all yer jokes, pirate lovers, now I'm off to get a nice bottle of me rum!
Saskiac — July 30, 2013
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s
Saskiac — July 30, 2013
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s