Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2012
Posted by Captain Karikas on September 18, 2012 at 03:15 PMAvast! On this year's Talk Like a Pirate Day, the crew at PirateJokes.net be happy t' say that we've passed our 1,000th pirate joke!
It comes from Richie, who asks:
Q: In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
A: Their ships are always on the "C"s!
Blast me barnacles! Our salty thanks to Richie an' all the pirates out there contributin' their jokes o'er the years. I mean, yearrrrrrrs.
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, be sure to leave something piratical in the comments - fair winds to ye mates, yarrrr!!!
14 responses to "Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, 2012"
On September 18, 2012 at 07:58 PM, Jay Salazar spoketh:
How does a pirate speak? With a sandy voice, matey.
On September 19, 2012 at 01:40 AM, Lily spoketh:
My school is having a talk like a pirate day on the 21st
On September 19, 2012 at 07:42 AM, Arizona Pyrate Wench spoketh:
(warning - a bit naughty)
Why did the Wench want to please the Pyrate in the hot tub?
So she could "blow" him out of the water...
Why did the Wench want to please the Pyrate in the hot tub?
So she could "blow" him out of the water...
On September 19, 2012 at 10:18 AM, Sea Nelson spoketh:
What be a pirate's favorite letter?
One would think the arrr, but nay, it'd be the
Ceee.
One would think the arrr, but nay, it'd be the
Ceee.
On September 19, 2012 at 12:58 PM, Carla spoketh:
How does a pirate hit someone?
With his right hook!
With his right hook!
On October 03, 2012 at 03:09 PM, Josh spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the storm.
Blow me!!!!!
Blow me!!!!!
On October 03, 2012 at 03:09 PM, Josh spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the storm.
Blow me away
Blow me away
On November 28, 2012 at 07:17 PM, Martin King spoketh:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
The ARRRcade!!!
The ARRRcade!!!
On April 05, 2013 at 06:22 AM, captin decker spoketh:
Why are pirate's called pirates.. Cuz they arrrr
On June 10, 2013 at 11:47 AM, Griffin spoketh:
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bar tender says why you have a steering wheel in your pants The pirate says I don't know why but its driving me nuts
On June 12, 2013 at 06:43 AM, Pirate Julius spoketh:
Whats the favorite wind from pirates?
A fARRRRRt
A fARRRRRt
On July 29, 2013 at 01:36 PM, Captain malcolm spoketh:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
Because the Captain was standing on the deck!
Knock knock
Who be there?
Interrupting pirate
Inter- AAARRRGGHH
What is a pirates favourite film?
Booty and the beast
Cheers for all yer jokes, pirate lovers, now I'm off to get a nice bottle of me rum!
Because the Captain was standing on the deck!
Knock knock
Who be there?
Interrupting pirate
Inter- AAARRRGGHH
What is a pirates favourite film?
Booty and the beast
Cheers for all yer jokes, pirate lovers, now I'm off to get a nice bottle of me rum!
On July 30, 2013 at 04:13 AM, Saskiac spoketh:
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s
On July 30, 2013 at 04:14 AM, Saskiac spoketh:
Knock knock
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s
Whos there
Argh
Argh who
Argh sounds like r which comes after q and comes before s