Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!
Posted by Captain Karikas on September 17, 2010 at 01:21 AMAvast thar, me hearties! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! AYYYEEE have two things to report!
First, thar now be an official Pirate Jokes Android App! If ye keep a Droid at yer site along with yer cutlass, give it a shot. It can be plundered from HERE!
We've passed 950 salty pirate jokes on this fine vessel. It needn't stop there lads, I know ye can conjure up more jokes that end with ARRRRGGGHH!!!
Keep a weather eye on the sea o' piratical puns, me hearties.
I mean...
Me HEARRRRRRRRRRRRTIES!
21 responses to "Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!"
On September 18, 2010 at 03:48 AM, Cap'n Geech spoketh:
where do pirates keep their hats?
Above there buccaneers.
Above there buccaneers.
On September 18, 2010 at 05:53 AM, Jeff Lichtenstein spoketh:
Since its Yom Kippur today, do you know what significant happens to a Jew when they turn 13?
On September 18, 2010 at 09:42 AM, Jeff Lichtenstein spoketh:
Baaaarrrrr
Mitzvah
Mitzvah
On September 18, 2010 at 03:17 PM, Roberto, The Scurvy Dog o' PR spoketh:
Yo! Love yer site. I just finished a PIRATES 'N RUM post to me Puerto Rican travel site and give ye a big plug.
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
On September 19, 2010 at 12:49 PM, Cap'n Jla spoketh:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
On September 19, 2010 at 01:47 PM, Cap'n Gaylord spoketh:
Taday, ‘n comm'ration o’ tha In'rnational Talk Like a Pirate Day, Ah thaught Ah'd make ah proclamation, ‘n tha form o’ ah poem, ta celebrate'n this 'ere aspicious o'cassion.
Ah landlubber’s life is jus’ not fittn’ fur me, my firs’ love be found sailin’ tha Seas,
Flashin’ ten pounder’s an tha sing’n o’swords, ’ dally’n wythe wenches and pillag’n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha’s tha life ah ahdore.
‘Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o’ doubloons, ahn when ya make port we’ll ‘owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we’ll raise ‘oly ‘ell an then we’ll set sail…Yo, Ho, Matey it’s ah Pirate’s life fur me…
Ah landlubber’s life is jus’ not fittn’ fur me, my firs’ love be found sailin’ tha Seas,
Flashin’ ten pounder’s an tha sing’n o’swords, ’ dally’n wythe wenches and pillag’n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha’s tha life ah ahdore.
‘Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o’ doubloons, ahn when ya make port we’ll ‘owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we’ll raise ‘oly ‘ell an then we’ll set sail…Yo, Ho, Matey it’s ah Pirate’s life fur me…
On September 20, 2010 at 03:51 PM, megan spoketh:
what is a pirates favorite food?
Barbecue
Barbecue
On September 27, 2010 at 06:57 AM, aiden spoketh:
i want to be a pirate
On January 19, 2011 at 04:34 AM, hookster spoketh:
jokes.
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Pirate-eeeeees (polates)
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Pirate-eeeeees (polates)
On February 10, 2011 at 04:28 AM, Skeet spoketh:
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey!
Aye Matey!
On March 09, 2011 at 07:59 AM, Crusty Blackeye Pepperbutt spoketh:
What is a Pirate's favorite REstaurant?
AAAARRRRRRRRbys
AAAARRRRRRRRbys
On March 28, 2011 at 08:11 PM, hayley spoketh:
What is a pirates favorite barbeque place?
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
On April 30, 2011 at 05:37 AM, Brigitte spoketh:
How would you request an RSVP in pirate speak for a birthday party invitation? Thanks!
On May 01, 2011 at 12:33 PM, jay spoketh:
What did the pirate say to the Native American?..... ARRRR U METIS?
On May 09, 2011 at 09:37 AM, Evan spoketh:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
On May 24, 2011 at 06:49 AM, Tanya Lefort spoketh:
Love this site! And if ye like pirates you should check out The Sex Pirates! An awesome pirate band!
On June 03, 2011 at 09:48 AM, Salman Habib spoketh:
This pirrrrrate site is very funny and humorous
On June 03, 2011 at 09:56 AM, Salman Habib spoketh:
What a pirate said to another pirate and he can i drink a rrrrum or walk the plank then third pirate said where my eyepatch and ow that hurt stop that you native american
On July 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM, boobar spoketh:
what do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captian Hookeeyy
Captian Hookeeyy
On September 14, 2011 at 10:02 AM, Larry spoketh:
How much did the Pirate charge to pierce her ears?
A buccaneer !
A buccaneer !
On September 19, 2011 at 07:34 AM, Bob T Bear (esq) spoketh:
Arrr!!!! We be a' doin a special post a'day for Talk LIke A Pirate day, arrr!!! All the Bears are getting eye patches, an we be making the not-a-bears walk the plank! Arr!