Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010!
Avast thar, me hearties! Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! AYYYEEE have two things to report!
First, thar now be an official Pirate Jokes Android App! If ye keep a Droid at yer site along with yer cutlass, give it a shot. It can be plundered from HERE!
We've passed 950 salty pirate jokes on this fine vessel. It needn't stop there lads, I know ye can conjure up more jokes that end with ARRRRGGGHH!!!
Keep a weather eye on the sea o' piratical puns, me hearties.
I mean...
Me HEARRRRRRRRRRRRTIES!
Shouts from the crew (21)
Cap'n Geech — September 18, 2010
where do pirates keep their hats?
Above there buccaneers.
Jeff Lichtenstein — September 18, 2010
Since its Yom Kippur today, do you know what significant happens to a Jew when they turn 13?
Jeff Lichtenstein — September 18, 2010
Baaaarrrrr
Mitzvah
Roberto, The Scurvy Dog o' PR — September 18, 2010
Yo! Love yer site. I just finished a PIRATES 'N RUM post to me Puerto Rican travel site and give ye a big plug.
robertos puerto rico
The Scurvy Dog o' PR
Cap'n Jla — September 19, 2010
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they aaarrrrrghh!
Cap'n Gaylord — September 19, 2010
Taday, ‘n comm'ration o’ tha In'rnational Talk Like a Pirate Day, Ah thaught Ah'd make ah proclamation, ‘n tha form o’ ah poem, ta celebrate'n this 'ere aspicious o'cassion.
Ah landlubber’s life is jus’ not fittn’ fur me, my firs’ love be found sailin’ tha Seas,
Flashin’ ten pounder’s an tha sing’n o’swords, ’ dally’n wythe wenches and pillag’n tha Lords,
Now ah tell all ya young buckos tha’s tha life ah ahdore.
‘Oist tha Jolly Roger ahn turn into tha wind, if a Pirate ya be, then ya counts ahs ah friend,
Make way fur Tortuga wythe lots o’ doubloons, ahn when ya make port we’ll ‘owl at moon,
Whisky, rum an tankarrds o' ale, we’ll raise ‘oly ‘ell an then we’ll set sail…Yo, Ho, Matey it’s ah Pirate’s life fur me…
megan — September 20, 2010
what is a pirates favorite food?
Barbecue
aiden — September 27, 2010
i want to be a pirate
hookster — January 19, 2011
jokes.
What is a pirates favourite alternative excersise?
Pirate-eeeeees (polates)
Skeet — February 10, 2011
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey!
Crusty Blackeye Pepperbutt — March 9, 2011
What is a Pirate's favorite REstaurant?
AAAARRRRRRRRbys
hayley — March 28, 2011
What is a pirates favorite barbeque place?
Spring creek barrrrrbeque!
Brigitte — April 30, 2011
How would you request an RSVP in pirate speak for a birthday party invitation? Thanks!
jay — May 1, 2011
What did the pirate say to the Native American?..... ARRRR U METIS?
Evan — May 9, 2011
What's a pirates favorite letter?
Ye think it's R but it's actually C!
Tanya Lefort — May 24, 2011
Love this site! And if ye like pirates you should check out The Sex Pirates! An awesome pirate band!
Salman Habib — June 3, 2011
This pirrrrrate site is very funny and humorous
Salman Habib — June 3, 2011
What a pirate said to another pirate and he can i drink a rrrrum or walk the plank then third pirate said where my eyepatch and ow that hurt stop that you native american
boobar — July 24, 2011
what do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captian Hookeeyy
Larry — September 14, 2011
How much did the Pirate charge to pierce her ears?
A buccaneer !
Bob T Bear (esq) — September 19, 2011
Arrr!!!! We be a' doin a special post a'day for Talk LIke A Pirate day, arrr!!! All the Bears are getting eye patches, an we be making the not-a-bears walk the plank! Arr!