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Posted by Captain Karikas on September 13, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Ahoy thar! After years of sailing the pirate seas in our old ship, we've gotten a piratical makeover. PirateJokes.net has a new look and some new stuff, grab yer rum and have a look around.

Much more is to come, but as Talk Like a Pirate Day is right arrrround the corner, we had to sail our new ship a bit early, mates.

Lots of news comes with our scurviest of holidays. Monkey Giacomo would like to give every London pirates a jab in the ribs with his cutlass, and invites ye down to 's official Talk Like a Pirate Day party on September the 22nd! More details here, arrr!

Pirate Festival in Portland, OR! Next weekend - yarrgh, 'tis the place to be, me hearties!

Now a couple plugs from your fearless captain. View my gallery of self-admiration at the Harry Potter Book 7 Pirate Party Hopping Flickr Stream! Also, don't forget to check out the official PirateJokes.net Booty Store - thar be booty galore for all your peg-legged needs.

Have ye a great Talk Like a Pirate Day and have some grog for me!

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14 responses to "All aboard the Pirate Joke Galleon!"

On September 19, 2007 at 04:28 AM, matt spoketh:
On September 19, 2007 at 05:09 AM, noob spoketh:
this was noob
On September 19, 2007 at 05:35 AM, Donna Tietz spoketh:
Arrr what fun!
On September 19, 2007 at 04:00 PM, Angi spoketh:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
On September 20, 2007 at 10:45 PM, A Scurvy Sailor spoketh:
A land lubber mate o' mine told me half a joke, but doesn't know the punchline..... Can any of me hearties help???? It goes like this: What's the difference between Long John Silver, a parrot and Black Beard????
On September 21, 2007 at 11:17 AM, Captain Karikas spoketh:
Ahoy Scurvy! Ye've stumped the pirate king of high-seas hilarity. Y'er bilge rat mate told ye' a joke with no punchine, which can be often be more funny than a real pirate joke.

Y'er real answer be: Chuck Norris gave all three black eyes.
On September 21, 2007 at 03:02 PM, Viva La Ninja Pirate spoketh:
Where does a pirate doe his christmas shopping aaaaaarrrrrrrgos!!!!
On September 30, 2007 at 08:20 PM, keelhaul spoketh:
How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck-an-ear Aaaaarrrrrrrhhhh
On October 08, 2007 at 02:15 PM, Blackbird spoketh:
Why is a Pirate called a Pirate?
Cause they AAARRRRRR
On November 04, 2008 at 12:38 AM, RoyArtenz spoketh:
Do you think that Obama is going to win because the Republicans have such a bad candidate?
Why did John McCain make his final argument against Obama... coal?
That's his closing argument? William Ayers, Rev. Wright, spreading the wealth, Born Alive, meeting dictators without preconditions, etc. all have to take a back seat so that McCain can go to Colorado and New Mexico to talk about coal? Does this more or less explain why he's going to get his clock cleaned Tuesday?
On November 06, 2008 at 06:22 PM, Nenosannast spoketh:
I read some of the posts and I think it is a great place! Do you approve of my babies mountain A JOKE! ) What did the elephant say to the naked man? It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
On November 11, 2008 at 02:57 PM, EZWilliam spoketh:
Emm.. Are you ignoring my ratty hook Wanna very nice joke?)) What kind of bird can write? A penguin.
On December 07, 2009 at 07:29 PM, jAKE spoketh:
does anyone know a good christmas pirate joke?
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