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Halloween Ahoy!

Posted by Captain Karikas on October 15, 2007 at 04:20 PM

Avast! While the excitin' pirate events of the summer are past, we still have Halloween to look forward to.

A quick look 'round yer local costume shops quickly reveals that this is the year of the pirate! Ne'er before have I seen such swashbucklery in the aisles! Really, everywhere you look there be pirate costumes - French pirates, pirates of the Caribbean, wenches, knaves, parrots, the whole boat!

I've always been one to don a new outfit for Halloween... but since I'm already a pirate, I'd have to dress up as something else. Last year it was 'space pirate'. But this year, I have me wits about me and will be a living, breathing pirate joke. 'Tis a fine ideaaarrrrrgh!

Hope ye' had a scurvy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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11 responses to "Halloween Ahoy!"

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Happy Halloween! Here's a quickie:

Why didn't the pirate go trick-or-treating?

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"Arrrghhh," the pirate exclaimed, "it's drivin' me nuts."
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