Avast, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day 2011
Ahoy me scurvy joke lubbers!
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye! Just a few pointers to help preparrrrrrre you for this fine day:
- Brush up on your pirate talk at the official Talk Like A Pirate Day web site!
- We all be modern pirates here, it be ok to have some coffee instead of grog... as long as it's at Starrrrrrrbucks (or a similar place with an R in the name)
- Follow the captain's Twitter feed for jokes every hour today! Shiver me timbers!
Be sure to leave something piratical in the comments - fair winds to ye, arrrrrrr!!!
Shouts from the crew (15)
cap joe — November 19, 2011
ahoy ahrrrrrgh
blackbart — November 21, 2011
Oi would loik to be able to put me image upon this wall is there any body out there ready to aquiesse my request?
Peter Kaye — December 8, 2011
I LOVE PIRATES.
ONE DAY I SHALL BECOME ONE. THEYVE INSPIRED ME TO BE WHO I AM TODAY. I LOVE YOU
Deanna Crosby — December 8, 2011
UR JKES R CRAP BRAP!
Commadore Marrrrrrk — January 25, 2012
Peter Kaye...WE ALL LOVE PIRATES. And behold, you RRRRR one already (in your head?) Be what you want to be matey, and remember, Cap'n P*ssGums always said, ' aarrrgggeee matey , the heads RRR the best'.
captain sarisha — January 30, 2012
Um, I already am I pirate. I live on a 1982 tayana 37 sailboat. And you always think a pirates favorite letter is R but aye, its really the C.
Scurvy cannonballs — February 5, 2012
Q. when do pirates need viagra? When their timbers are shriveled
Allen D Brown — April 3, 2012
Arg
scurvymilkbeard — May 2, 2012
What's a pirates favorite passage in the bible? AAAAAARRRRRmageddon
captain nabiha — July 10, 2012
ahoy me hearties ye scurvy lads enjoin your day arrgh i am already a pirate(not really) ha haaaaaaaargh!,ye know i donno what a pirates fav letter is though i know mine is N
Captain Ivanashankabitch — July 23, 2012
Where be the auper mario 64 fun facts ye scurvy mate/mate-ets!
the scrvy dog named me denis arrrfffter me aul man — August 14, 2012
arrrr this be pleasing to me eye about twenty turns of the hour glass have went by arrrrrr and still no sleep and sum scrvy rrrrrrrrrrrriidden dog stole me rrrrrrrrruum
Jeff — August 15, 2012
What be a pirate's favorite store? Wal Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!!!
Jeff — August 16, 2012
What brand of deodorant does a pirate use? Right Guarrrrrrrrrrrrd!!!!!!!
Salty Dog Davey — August 26, 2012
Avast! What be a pirates favorite radio station me lads? NP Aaaaarrrrhhh! savy?!