- These be jokes 61 - 70 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On April 28, 2011, the dreaded Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me |
On August 26, 2015, the sea-bitten too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke |
On September 24, 2014, captain Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
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From: Me own pirate head |
On July 31, 2013, the dreaded DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 21, 2009, seven sea sailin' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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From: Friends |
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 22, 2010, barnacle bitten Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin |
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 23, 2006, captain Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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From: A land lubbin matey of mine |
