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On April 28, 2011, the sea-bitten Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me
On August 26, 2015, one-eyed too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke
On July 31, 2013, salty ol' DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex
On September 24, 2014, salty ol' Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
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From: Me own pirate head
On March 26, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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On June 21, 2009, the grog-addicted Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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From: Friends
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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On September 19, 2011, the scurvy Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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From: Me... I think
On March 22, 2010, seven sea sailin' Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin
On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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