- These be jokes 61 - 70 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On April 28, 2011, seven sea sailin' Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me |
On August 26, 2015, the dreaded too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke |
On July 31, 2013, the most piratical DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On September 24, 2014, the grog-addicted Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
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From: Me own pirate head |
On March 26, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they're shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore.
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 21, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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From: Friends |
On September 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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From: Me... I think |
On March 22, 2010, regular scallywag Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin |
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
