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On April 28, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
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From: Me
On August 26, 2015, chumbucket lickin' too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke
On July 31, 2013, the most piratical DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
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From: Captain Lex
On September 24, 2014, the sea-bitten Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
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From: Me own pirate head
On March 26, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
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On June 21, 2009, the sea-bitten Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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From: Friends
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
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On September 19, 2011, seven sea sailin' Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
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From: Me... I think
On March 22, 2010, the dreaded Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
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From: me noggin
On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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