- These be jokes 71 - 80 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 23, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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From: A land lubbin matey of mine |
On June 21, 2007, one-legged BrianYeButcher said:
The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what?
ARRested!
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From: The Questionable Humor Of Others |
On March 30, 2012, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England |
On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How did the pirate stop smoking?
He used the patch!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 10, 2011, the most piratical Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
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On October 10, 2009, one-eyed Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
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From: it's been done |
On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On September 21, 2010, seven sea sailin' Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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From: booze |
On September 19, 2006, regular scallywag Bryce said:
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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From: I made it up |
On January 2, 2007, salty ol' themagicman09 (edit by Captain Karikas) said:
There once was an old pirate captain, and this captain had a son who had no ears. One day the pirate captain picked up some new crew members. As the new recruits got on board the captain told them about his son, and that he was very sensitive about the fact that he had no ears. He said that if they offended his son by saying any thing about his ears they would have to walk the plank! The new pirates were naturally nervous about meeting this boy.
Well, after a while some of the pirates met the boy. The first pirate tried not to look at him, but he couldn't handle it and kept staring. The boy yelled "What are you looking at!?" Hurried to think of an excuse, the pirate said "I was just admiring your hand! Take care of your hand, or you will have to wear a hook like me." "Thank you for the advice", said the boy.
Soon a second pirate encoutered the boy. When he stared at the boy the boy said "What are you looking at!?" "I was just admiring your leg," said the pirate. "You take care of your leg, or you will have to wear a wooden leg like me!" "Thank you for the advice," said the boy.
Later a third pirate encountered the boy and stared. When the boy said "What are you looking at!?" the pirate said "I was just admiring your eyes. You take care of your eyes or you will have to wear glasses like me... and you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ears to hold them up!"
Well, after a while some of the pirates met the boy. The first pirate tried not to look at him, but he couldn't handle it and kept staring. The boy yelled "What are you looking at!?" Hurried to think of an excuse, the pirate said "I was just admiring your hand! Take care of your hand, or you will have to wear a hook like me." "Thank you for the advice", said the boy.
Soon a second pirate encoutered the boy. When he stared at the boy the boy said "What are you looking at!?" "I was just admiring your leg," said the pirate. "You take care of your leg, or you will have to wear a wooden leg like me!" "Thank you for the advice," said the boy.
Later a third pirate encountered the boy and stared. When the boy said "What are you looking at!?" the pirate said "I was just admiring your eyes. You take care of your eyes or you will have to wear glasses like me... and you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ears to hold them up!"
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