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On February 25, 2008, scurvy dog iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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On March 24, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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On August 14, 2006, one-eyed Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On March 15, 2006, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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From: WonTon's mom
On July 22, 2010, chumbucket lickin' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On January 7, 2015, salty ol' Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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From: Great Britain
On May 13, 2014, barnacle bitten Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On January 28, 2007, barnacle bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On February 16, 2010, seven sea sailin' Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On February 21, 2015, seven sea sailin' Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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