- These be jokes 11 - 20 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On February 25, 2008, the sea-bitten iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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From: I made it up. |
On March 24, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On August 14, 2006, land-lubber Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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From: somewhere humourous... |
On March 15, 2006, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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From: WonTon's mom |
On July 22, 2010, seven sea sailin' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On January 7, 2015, one-eyed Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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From: Great Britain |
On May 13, 2014, one-legged Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters |
On January 28, 2007, barnacle bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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From: Webkinz.com |
On February 16, 2010, one-eyed Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley |
On February 21, 2015, salty ol' Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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From: Myself |
