- These be jokes 51 - 60 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On August 31, 2008, barnacle bitten Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 18, 2006, the dreaded Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
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From: A fine ale house in the south |
On September 9, 2010, one-eyed Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals |
On May 23, 2013, the grog-addicted Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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From: me |
On March 11, 2006, one-legged pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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From: me |
On September 10, 2011, scurvy knave Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
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From: Debi Jordanm |
On February 19, 2010, barnacle bitten Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
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From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 |
On November 21, 2006, seven sea sailin' Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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On February 3, 2011, the sea-bitten Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
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From: Me own scurvy brain! |
