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On August 31, 2008, the grog-addicted Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
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On March 20, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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On June 18, 2006, the scurvy Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
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On September 9, 2010, seven sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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On May 23, 2013, regular scallywag Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On March 11, 2006, seven sea sailin' pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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On September 10, 2011, the sea-bitten Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
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On February 19, 2010, regular scallywag Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
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On November 21, 2006, the grog-addicted Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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On February 3, 2011, one-eyed Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
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From: Me own scurvy brain!