- These be jokes 51 - 60 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On August 31, 2008, scurvy dog Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
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On March 20, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On June 18, 2006, the sea-bitten Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
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From: A fine ale house in the south |
On September 9, 2010, scurvy dog Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
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From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals |
On May 23, 2013, the sea-bitten Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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From: me |
On March 11, 2006, chumbucket lickin' pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
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From: me |
On September 10, 2011, the dreaded Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
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From: Debi Jordanm |
On February 19, 2010, regular scallywag Math Teacher! said:
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
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From: Pirate's Cove Lore Galore Volume 4 Issue 1 |
On November 21, 2006, barnacle bitten Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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On February 3, 2011, one-legged Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
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From: Me own scurvy brain! |
