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On June 12, 2005, land-lubber joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
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On May 31, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
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From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe
On May 31, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
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From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett
On March 26, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
Did you hear about the pirates who raided a ship and even stole the bath?
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On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate get hungry when he was left on a desert island?
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