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On June 29, 2006, scurvy dog John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
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From: Watervliet, NY
On June 28, 2006, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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On June 27, 2006, one-eyed Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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From: Made it up myself
On June 27, 2006, salty ol' Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
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From: ARRRR
On June 25, 2006, the grog-addicted Captain Dave said:
Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
Arrrrrrrkansas! Where do they go when they get there? The Ozarrrrrrrrks!
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From: Houston, Tx