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On July 26, 2006, regular scallywag Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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On July 26, 2006, the grog-addicted Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
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On July 23, 2006, scurvy knave Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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From: Casey R
On July 22, 2006, captain moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
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On July 20, 2006, one-legged Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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