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On December 1, 2006, the most piratical Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
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On November 30, 2006, the sea-bitten Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
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On November 28, 2006, barnacle bitten Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
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On November 27, 2006, captain Gilgamesh said:
Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
The defense attorney deemed that he wasn't impARRRRRRRrrrrtial!
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On November 17, 2006, the scurvy ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
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