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On January 20, 2007, scurvy dog Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
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On January 14, 2007, land-lubber Cathy Creegan said:
Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
Because he looked like Ricky MAAARRRRRRRtin!!
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On December 19, 2006, scurvy knave Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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On December 16, 2006, captain fletch said:
Where do pirates work when they retire?
Wal-Marrrrrrrt!
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On December 16, 2006, regular scallywag griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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