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On July 2, 2006, land-lubber Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!

That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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On June 29, 2006, barnacle bitten John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
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On June 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
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On June 28, 2006, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
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On June 27, 2006, regular scallywag Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
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