- These be jokes 621 - 625 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On July 12, 2006, the sea-bitten Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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From: England, UK |
On July 11, 2006, the grog-addicted Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
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From: Tennessee |
On July 11, 2006, seven sea sailin' Sazza Harazza, The Queen Of The Yellow Fever Pirate Skanks. said:
What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
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From: Victor Piers Hamilton Montgomery Stitt. |
On July 9, 2006, one-eyed Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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From: I just thought it up. Is it original? |
On July 8, 2006, scurvy knave Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
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