- These be jokes 586 - 590 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On July 28, 2006, one-legged Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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From: A Lunchable |
On July 27, 2006, scurvy knave Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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From: me swashbucklin brain |
On July 27, 2006, one-eyed RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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From: University of Liverpool |
On July 27, 2006, barnacle bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic |
On July 26, 2006, captain Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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From: the lusbians |
