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On August 16, 2006, barnacle bitten Babette Undertow said:
Who's a Pirate's Spiritual leader?
Siddharrrrrrtha!
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From: Rum soaked musings with Sir Charles
On August 15, 2006, seven sea sailin' Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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From: One-Eyed Richard
On August 14, 2006, regular scallywag Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On August 14, 2006, the dreaded Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
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On August 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Ruth Goetz said:
What is a pirate's leg most afraid of?
Termites!
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