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On November 10, 2012, captain Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ "I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
On October 2, 2012, the dreaded an Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Where ARRR my socks?
On September 19, 2012, scurvy knave MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The AAArrrtful Dodger!
On September 19, 2012, seven-sea sailin' MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ The Arrrkenstone!
On September 18, 2012, the grog-addicted The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
On September 3, 2012, barnacle-bitten Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
On June 6, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ ARRtichoke white!!!
On June 3, 2012, the most piratical jack said:
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge multi coloured parrot on his shoulder.
On May 27, 2012, salty ol' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Arrr-C Cola!
On May 16, 2012, the dreaded Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ A pirate in disguise!
On May 13, 2012, the sea-bitten Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
On May 13, 2012, captain KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
On May 13, 2012, the most piratical Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ ARRRUBA!
On April 24, 2012, land-lubber Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Stab here for the punchline! 🗡️ Their ships are always on the "C"s!
