On October 30, 2013, the grog-addicted James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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On September 28, 2013, barnacle-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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On September 19, 2013, chumbucket-lickin' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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On September 18, 2013, scurvy knave Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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On July 31, 2013, seven-sea sailin' DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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On July 30, 2013, salty ol' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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On June 9, 2013, barnacle-bitten Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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On June 5, 2013, seven-sea sailin' Black Eye Joe said:
A Pirate with a Wooden Eye walked into a Scanty Bar.
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
There he saw a Beautiful Gal drinking alone at the bar, dangling a peg leg over the barstool, and looking lonely.
She had a Harelip but she was a woman he could not over look.
So, he walked on over on his Peg Leg and asked, “Hey little
darling, would you like to belly-up for a few drinks with me,” and she answered, “Would I, Would I,” and the Pirate retorted, “Harelip, Harelip!”
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On May 23, 2013, the scurvy Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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On March 16, 2013, scurvy knave Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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On February 15, 2013, one-legged mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On February 15, 2013, one-eyed mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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On December 12, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' · Link hearrrre!
On November 26, 2012, the grog-addicted Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: From my own brain, matey!!! · Link hearrrre!