On September 24, 2014, the scurvy Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
From: Me own pirate head · Link hearrrre!
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On September 19, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On July 31, 2014, land-lubber Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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On July 9, 2014, seven-sea sailin' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
From: Arrrrrrticles i have read · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2014, the most piratical Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
From: Spanish waters · Link hearrrre!
On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
From: Meself I thinks · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy knave Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
From: The greatness of my mind · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy dog an Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, seven-sea sailin' Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! · Link hearrrre!
On February 1, 2014, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
On January 23, 2014, the dreaded Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
On January 14, 2014, the scurvy Mad John Flint said:
Ahoy ye lads and lasses! How do ye compliment a creative pirate?!
Tell them that they be a fine Arrrrrghtist!
From: Full fathom five · Link hearrrre!
On November 24, 2013, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!