On June 18, 2007, scurvy knave Steph said:
What's funny about a black pirate?
Nothing, ye scurvy racist!
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On June 17, 2007, the dreaded Vern Vartdal said:
Where does a pirate go to find a hamburger?
The golden ARRRRRRches!
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On June 15, 2007, captain Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
From: I made it up at work. · Link hearrrre!
On June 15, 2007, the most piratical Jake said:
What's the name of a Russian pirate captain?
The CZARRRRRR!
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On June 14, 2007, scurvy knave Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
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On June 13, 2007, the scurvy Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
From: From me own scurvy hide. · Link hearrrre!
On June 11, 2007, regular scallywag piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
From: Captain Mongo · Link hearrrre!
On June 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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On June 3, 2007, regular scallywag chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
From: pirate cub camp · Link hearrrre!
On June 1, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
On May 29, 2007, one-legged Tony said:
What rating did the MPAA give to the pirate movie?
PG-13, because it contained graphic violence, salty language and pAAAAArrrr-tial nudity!
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On May 28, 2007, the most piratical rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On May 27, 2007, scurvy dog Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
To ARRR is pirate.
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On May 24, 2007, one-legged jeremy said:
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
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On May 24, 2007, land-lubber Myke said:
What did the Canadian Pirate name his son?
Aaron. There's 2 "Eh"s and an "ARRR!!"
From: we made it up at work one day... · Link hearrrre!