On March 3, 2007, one-eyed Elizabeth said:
What kind of fish always makes a pirate laugh?
A clownfish!
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On March 3, 2007, scurvy knave Capt. Rhone said:
What did the pirate say after he clogged the toilet?
I knew I should have plundered that plunger!
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On March 3, 2007, salty ol' Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:
What is a pirate's favourite herb?
Parrrrsley!!
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On March 1, 2007, one-legged Aidan said:
What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
Smarrrrrrrties!
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On February 23, 2007, the grog-addicted cass said:
What do you call a pirate who went to college?
SmAAAAARRRRRT!
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On February 22, 2007, regular scallywag Cptn Andrew McVicar said:
Did you here about the pirate who lost all his money?
He was HOOKED on gambling!!
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On February 22, 2007, captain Punjab said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the harbAARR!
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On February 22, 2007, one-eyed Phil Brooks said:
Who is a pirate's least favorite Star Wars character?
JARRRR-JARRRR!
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On February 22, 2007, the most piratical an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate re-enforce his house with?
Rebarrrrrrrrrgh!
On February 22, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Phil Brooks said:
What do you call a long line of Canadian pirates?
A pirate ARRR-eh? (array)
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On February 20, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n KaySwissBouillabaisseParrotHookClaw said:
What did the pirate say when he visited piratejokes.net?
Harr Harrr HAAARRRR!!
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On February 19, 2007, salty ol' Tommy Phelan said:
Why do pirates have such bad breath?
Because they eat gyARRRlic!
On February 17, 2007, captain Chum-bucketeer said:
What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
ARRRR-kansas!
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On February 15, 2007, the most piratical Johnny S said:
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"
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On February 13, 2007, salty ol' Slouchin' Bryant Cooke said:
What can't pirates be from Massachusetts?
Because they can'y say their ARRRRrrrrrggghhs right!
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