On May 22, 2007, one-eyed Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
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On May 21, 2007, scurvy dog Punjabi Pride ! Jai Hin! said:
What do Punbabi pirates call one another?
YAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
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On May 21, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kasey said:
What does a pirate with heartburn say?
Arrrr, me hearty!
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On May 18, 2007, barnacle-bitten Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a stoned pirate say?
FARRrrrrgh out, matey!
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On May 18, 2007, scurvy knave Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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On May 17, 2007, land-lubber bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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On May 17, 2007, captain Ann said:
What's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization?
Spaaarrrta!
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On May 11, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
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On May 10, 2007, salty ol' Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
On May 9, 2007, regular scallywag Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 7, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' brad said:
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
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On May 7, 2007, barnacle-bitten brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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On May 5, 2007, regular scallywag Greg Hazel said:
What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!
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On April 29, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kathryn said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrd!
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On April 21, 2007, scurvy dog Jack Sparrow said:
What's a pirate's favourite animal?
A scurvy dog!
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