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On May 8, 2006, the most piratical Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On August 4, 2006, captain Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On August 10, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On April 20, 2010, the dreaded Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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On September 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On May 27, 2007, the scurvy Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
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On November 11, 2007, regular scallywag Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On July 13, 2011, the grog-addicted Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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On March 15, 2007, one-legged gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On March 12, 2007, the dreaded Bob Voorhees said:
Why did the pirate's daughter never get asked out on dates?
She had a sunken chest!
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