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On August 4, 2006, the most piratical Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On May 8, 2006, barnacle bitten Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On September 18, 2013, the most piratical Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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On August 10, 2007, the grog-addicted The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On January 23, 2014, land-lubber Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On May 6, 2010, scurvy dog Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On March 15, 2007, salty ol' gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On November 11, 2007, scurvy knave Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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From: A valentine card form last year.