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On May 6, 2010, the dreaded Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On October 17, 2005, the grog-addicted Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On August 4, 2006, barnacle bitten Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On April 20, 2010, salty ol' Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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On September 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On January 23, 2014, salty ol' Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 15, 2007, the scurvy gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On November 11, 2007, regular scallywag Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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