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On August 4, 2006, captain Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On August 10, 2007, the most piratical The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On January 23, 2014, one-eyed Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On September 18, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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On September 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 15, 2007, the sea-bitten gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On November 11, 2007, barnacle bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On July 31, 2014, scurvy dog Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon