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On September 18, 2013, the dreaded Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On November 11, 2014, the dreaded Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
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On October 14, 2007, the dreaded D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On May 8, 2006, scurvy knave Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On October 17, 2005, the sea-bitten Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On August 4, 2006, the scurvy Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On August 10, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On July 31, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon