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On May 8, 2006, scurvy knave Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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From: me
On August 4, 2006, seven sea sailin' Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On September 18, 2013, captain Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On January 23, 2014, scurvy knave Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On August 10, 2007, captain The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On July 31, 2014, land-lubber Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon
On September 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On March 15, 2007, the scurvy gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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From: ireland
On November 11, 2007, captain Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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From: A valentine card form last year.