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On April 20, 2010, one-legged Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On September 14, 2013, scurvy knave Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience
On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On August 10, 2007, one-eyed The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On July 13, 2011, barnacle bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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From: New HampshARRRR
On November 11, 2007, the most piratical Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On September 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On May 27, 2007, the scurvy Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
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On September 22, 2006, one-legged owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
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From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever
On March 12, 2007, one-eyed Bob Voorhees said:
Why did the pirate's daughter never get asked out on dates?
She had a sunken chest!
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