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On June 12, 2005, one-eyed joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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On October 17, 2005, regular scallywag Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On August 4, 2006, captain Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On May 8, 2006, barnacle bitten Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On May 6, 2010, one-legged Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates.
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On November 11, 2007, the grog-addicted Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On March 15, 2007, one-eyed gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On January 23, 2014, captain Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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