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On August 4, 2006, barnacle bitten Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On May 6, 2010, seven sea sailin' Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On August 10, 2007, captain The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On May 8, 2006, the dreaded Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On April 20, 2010, the scurvy Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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On May 1, 2012, the dreaded Dean White said:
What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy!
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On March 15, 2007, barnacle bitten gerry two patches said:
What do you call a pirate with no eye?
A prate!
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On July 13, 2011, the scurvy Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
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From: New HampshARRRR
On May 27, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Renee said:
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.
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