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On July 16, 2009, salty ol' The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On May 13, 2006, captain Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On August 23, 2010, one-legged Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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On October 14, 2007, salty ol' D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On January 23, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On March 15, 2006, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On April 20, 2010, scurvy dog Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On June 12, 2005, the most piratical joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...
On January 23, 2014, one-legged Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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