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On August 11, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember
On July 16, 2009, captain The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On January 23, 2009, one-legged Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On August 23, 2010, one-eyed Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On December 7, 2008, seven sea sailin' Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On January 23, 2014, land-lubber Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On March 15, 2006, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 18, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On June 12, 2005, seven sea sailin' joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...