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On August 11, 2007, land-lubber Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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On March 19, 2005, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On May 13, 2006, the scurvy Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On July 16, 2009, captain The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 18, 2013, captain Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On October 14, 2007, one-eyed D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On March 15, 2006, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On August 10, 2007, the dreaded The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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On June 12, 2005, the grog-addicted joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...