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On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On August 11, 2007, the dreaded Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember
On July 16, 2009, the grog-addicted The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On March 15, 2006, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On September 18, 2013, seven sea sailin' Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On October 14, 2007, scurvy knave D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On June 12, 2005, scurvy knave joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...
On August 10, 2007, the most piratical The-Captin-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named said:
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"
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