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On July 4, 2006, one-eyed jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows?
On May 13, 2006, scurvy knave Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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On January 23, 2009, one-legged Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On July 16, 2009, scurvy knave The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On January 23, 2014, scurvy knave Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On August 11, 2007, the grog-addicted Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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On August 23, 2010, the dreaded Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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On December 7, 2008, captain Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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On March 15, 2006, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On September 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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