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On May 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On November 11, 2014, the most piratical Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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From: Rummaging around me noggin
On January 23, 2009, barnacle bitten Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On January 23, 2014, scurvy dog Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On August 11, 2007, the scurvy Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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On July 16, 2009, captain The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On February 21, 2015, captain Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!
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From: Myself
On December 7, 2008, one-legged Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On August 23, 2010, barnacle bitten Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On April 20, 2010, regular scallywag Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self