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On May 13, 2006, scurvy dog Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On August 11, 2007, scurvy knave Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember
On July 16, 2009, salty ol' The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On August 23, 2010, the scurvy Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On December 7, 2008, salty ol' Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On March 15, 2006, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On September 19, 2005, seven sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On June 12, 2005, the sea-bitten joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...
On October 14, 2007, barnacle bitten D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On April 20, 2010, scurvy knave Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self