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On September 18, 2013, one-legged Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On March 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On August 11, 2007, barnacle bitten Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember
On July 16, 2009, the scurvy The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 26, 2013, salty ol' My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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From: My Brain
On May 13, 2006, seven sea sailin' Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On March 15, 2006, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On October 14, 2007, chumbucket lickin' D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On June 12, 2005, the dreaded joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...