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On July 27, 2006, land-lubber Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On August 11, 2007, scurvy dog Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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On May 13, 2006, one-eyed Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On March 15, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On October 14, 2007, salty ol' D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On May 6, 2010, the dreaded Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.
On October 17, 2005, one-eyed Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On May 1, 2012, one-legged Dean White said:
What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy!
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From: I as walking down the street and thought of it
On June 12, 2005, one-eyed joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...