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On July 16, 2009, the scurvy The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On March 15, 2006, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On October 17, 2005, scurvy knave Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.

The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"

Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"

This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.

Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:

"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On May 8, 2006, salty ol' Cook of naval vessel "The IncapacitatAAAAAHHHHR" said:
What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!
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On May 13, 2006, one-eyed Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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On October 14, 2007, regular scallywag D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.
On August 4, 2006, the sea-bitten Shananigans said:
What does a bleached blonde and a pirate have in common?
A little black patch.
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On June 12, 2005, barnacle bitten joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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On May 23, 2013, one-eyed Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me.