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On September 18, 2013, salty ol' Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On August 23, 2010, land-lubber Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On August 11, 2007, seven sea sailin' Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember
On July 16, 2009, barnacle bitten The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 19, 2013, scurvy dog De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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From: me noggin
On May 13, 2006, the sea-bitten Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On October 14, 2007, seven sea sailin' D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.