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On July 16, 2009, one-legged The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!
On August 23, 2010, land-lubber Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On December 7, 2008, captain Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On March 15, 2006, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What's really a pirate's favorite letter?
P! Because it's an R, but it's missing a leg!
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On January 23, 2009, barnacle bitten Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On August 26, 2015, scurvy dog too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!
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From: reworked old badly written joke
On June 12, 2005, chumbucket lickin' joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago...
On April 20, 2010, the scurvy Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On October 14, 2007, land-lubber D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke.