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On January 28, 2007, one-eyed Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On August 14, 2006, the scurvy Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On May 13, 2014, seven sea sailin' Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On July 22, 2010, barnacle bitten James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On February 16, 2010, the most piratical Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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On January 23, 2009, the most piratical Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On July 4, 2006, salty ol' jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On July 27, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On December 7, 2008, seven sea sailin' Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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