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On July 31, 2014, the dreaded Curtis said:
On a pirate ship in high seas, the First Mate was on lookout for hazards from the crow's nest. Suddenly, the ship was broadsided by a rogue wave, tossing the Mate from the nest! He crashed through the upper deck and landed square into the Captain's quarters. The Captain, surprised, says "Matey, ye be hurt!?"

"Narrrr Cap'n," replied the First Mate, "I've been through hardships before!"
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From: Oregon
On August 14, 2006, scurvy knave Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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From: somewhere humourous...
On July 22, 2010, the sea-bitten James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation
On September 14, 2013, scurvy knave Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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From: personal experience
On February 16, 2010, the dreaded Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On January 23, 2009, the dreaded Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On August 23, 2010, scurvy dog Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips
On July 4, 2006, one-legged jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows?
On December 7, 2008, one-eyed Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On July 27, 2006, barnacle bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic