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On March 15, 2006, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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From: WonTon's mom
On September 28, 2007, captain The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On July 22, 2010, the most piratical James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation
On August 14, 2006, captain Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On September 18, 2013, the grog-addicted Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On January 23, 2009, regular scallywag Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On February 16, 2010, one-legged Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On September 14, 2013, captain Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience
On July 4, 2006, the most piratical jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On August 23, 2010, chumbucket lickin' Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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