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On July 22, 2010, one-eyed James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On February 16, 2010, seven sea sailin' Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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On September 28, 2007, regular scallywag The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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On January 28, 2007, captain Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On May 13, 2014, regular scallywag Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On July 4, 2006, one-legged jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On August 11, 2007, the grog-addicted Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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On May 13, 2006, scurvy knave Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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