- These be jokes 21 - 30 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On January 28, 2007, scurvy knave Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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From: Webkinz.com |
On July 4, 2006, the scurvy jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows? |
On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On May 6, 2010, the sea-bitten Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me. |
On July 22, 2010, one-eyed James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On October 14, 2007, land-lubber D. Sellers, Franklin, TN said:
How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex?
Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded!
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From: At work I do a lot of driving. It gives me time to think, and that leads to thinking about pirates. For some reason, "prepare to be boarded" got into my head. I then thought it would be a good punchline. So, I just came up with the joke. |
On August 23, 2010, one-legged Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips |
On August 11, 2007, scurvy dog Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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From: Can't remember |
On July 27, 2006, scurvy dog Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic |
