- These be jokes 21 - 30 of 20 scurvy jokes!
On January 28, 2007, seven sea sailin' Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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From: Webkinz.com |
On February 16, 2010, the sea-bitten Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley |
On July 22, 2010, seven sea sailin' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
On August 23, 2010, regular scallywag Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips |
On November 17, 2010, scurvy dog First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On July 4, 2006, scurvy dog jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows? |
On January 23, 2009, the dreaded Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas! |
On September 14, 2013, land-lubber Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience |
On September 19, 2005, barnacle bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
