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On September 28, 2007, regular scallywag The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On May 13, 2014, one-eyed Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On August 14, 2006, one-legged Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On February 16, 2010, scurvy dog Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On July 22, 2010, the sea-bitten James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On July 4, 2006, scurvy knave jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows?
On January 23, 2009, land-lubber Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On December 7, 2008, barnacle bitten Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On July 27, 2006, regular scallywag Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On August 23, 2010, the scurvy Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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From: Emo Phillips