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On January 28, 2007, the most piratical Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On September 28, 2007, barnacle bitten The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On September 14, 2013, one-eyed Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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On August 14, 2006, scurvy knave Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On July 22, 2010, one-legged James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On September 18, 2013, barnacle bitten Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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On February 16, 2010, scurvy dog Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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On September 19, 2013, the scurvy De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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On January 23, 2009, the grog-addicted Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On July 4, 2006, scurvy dog jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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