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On July 22, 2010, seven sea sailin' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On September 28, 2007, one-eyed The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On February 16, 2010, the scurvy Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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On January 28, 2007, barnacle bitten Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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On July 27, 2006, the sea-bitten Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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On May 13, 2014, the most piratical Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On July 4, 2006, seven sea sailin' jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On May 13, 2006, regular scallywag Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On August 11, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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