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On September 28, 2007, the sea-bitten The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On September 26, 2013, the sea-bitten My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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From: My Brain
On August 14, 2006, the grog-addicted Scott said:
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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On July 22, 2010, salty ol' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation
On February 16, 2010, the scurvy Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On September 14, 2013, the dreaded Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience
On January 23, 2009, salty ol' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On December 7, 2008, scurvy dog Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On July 4, 2006, the dreaded jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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From: Who knows?
On July 16, 2009, land-lubber The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad!