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On February 16, 2010, one-eyed Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On August 23, 2010, captain Dean Mehling said:
As a child, I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.
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On July 22, 2010, salty ol' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On November 17, 2010, land-lubber First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination.
On March 19, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween. He has a bit of a speech impediment. The first house he goes to he says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?" The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?" The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."
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On July 4, 2006, land-lubber jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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On January 23, 2009, seven sea sailin' Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas!
On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On July 27, 2006, the most piratical Jim V. said:
Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?
He had a killer left hook!
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From: Inspired by a "Rhymes With Orange" comic
On August 11, 2007, the most piratical Pirate Jenny said:
There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!
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