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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep in shape?
They use BAARRrrrggggh-bells!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate send his mom on Mothaarrrr's Day?
A Carrrrrddd!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
If pirates theoretically lived underground rather than on the seas, who would they raid?
Quarrrrrrries!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates rend to ride horses?
Baarrrrrrrellback!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite national monument?
The Gateway ARRRrrrch!
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