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On May 7, 2007, the sea-bitten brad said:
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
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From: kyle
On May 5, 2007, regular scallywag Greg Hazel said:
What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!
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From: Me
On April 29, 2007, the dreaded Kathryn said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrd!
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From: Kathryn F. Houston, Texas
On April 18, 2007, regular scallywag Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
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From: Myself
On April 15, 2007, one-legged Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
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From: My silly little head