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On May 17, 2007, scurvy knave Ann said:
What's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization?
Spaaarrrta!
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From: me'self
On May 17, 2007, the dreaded bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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From: beth
On May 11, 2007, captain Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
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From: Ethan McFarland
On May 10, 2007, the grog-addicted Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
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On May 9, 2007, scurvy knave Nicholus Morrow said:
Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
The Coast Guaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
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