- These be jokes 926 - 930 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On August 3, 2005, captain evan said:
This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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From: a christmas joke |
On August 1, 2005, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
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From: i made it up |
On July 25, 2005, one-eyed Justin Sheedy said:
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
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From: made it up |
On June 12, 2005, seven sea sailin' joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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From: told to me a few years ago... |
On May 31, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
They were marooned!
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From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe |
