On March 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the rapper pirate say?
Shiver me timberlands!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum.
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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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On March 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain Hooky!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy.
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